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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

An Interview With A Terminated Analyst At The Substance Abuse And Mental Health Administration - Defector

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

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Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Can you believe the scumbag Harris had a microphone in her earrings? Slime is a synonym for Democrat.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Minds and Behinds

What are some cool examples of two kinds of people?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

share office space ...

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why did VP Vance decide to humiliate the President of Ukraine on national TV?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Average penis size has increased — and Ozempic could be to blame, experts say - New York Post

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Fugiat rerum itaque dolorem rem.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Taylor Swift Spotted at Nashville Wedding In Gorgeous Blue & Pink Dress - Just Jared

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Will Canada and Mexico become stronger partners in the Trump era?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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