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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:12

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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Minds and Behinds
What are some cool examples of two kinds of people?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
share office space ...
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why did VP Vance decide to humiliate the President of Ukraine on national TV?
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Fugiat rerum itaque dolorem rem.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Will Canada and Mexico become stronger partners in the Trump era?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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